jonathon-drake: peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life Lmao
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown: vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people i couldn’t resist
ohh-yo-fro: nubari: ohh-yo-fro: doesn’t have to worry about “ask limits”
gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks seriously! I mean I need some stability in my life
How I met your met your mother!!!
life’s too short to be stuck in the wrong job…I’m tired of feeling like this it
mathmaticalkrillbits: “No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
the-beautiful-world: you-like-rping-so-i: ...
alice-in-the-tea-party: hibbyta: hemakemefeel: rubychoosday: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever. La weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jgwkñasdk <3 Me puse a llorar :’ most gorgeous thing ever!
super-wolves: laugh-til-ya-fart: A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.” i’m done with this website